Hobo #1: Yes­ter­day was about em­bar­rass­ing ques­tions, like “what is a fart?”, or “what is a belch?” Or “why does my pussy stink?” Or “what is plas­tic surgery?” And they show por­tions of plas­tic surgery. And it’s a pro­gram that I re­al­ly con­nect­ed to… It has the high­est rat­ings. I’m up at six o’­clock, walk­ing my cats, wak­ing my ass up.
Hobo #2: Yeah, I watch that show too…
Hobo #1 in­ter­rupt­ing: No, that’s not the same that some act­ing tv dra­mas. This ’bout re­al shit, it’s about re­al ques­tions and re­al an­swers. Most peo­ple don’t even know what their bod­ies look like. But they got psy­chol­o­gists, they got sur­geons…

–Down­town 1 Train

Over­heard by: typ­ing it all in­to my black­ber­ry as fast as I could