…Technically, I Don't Even Have Balls. Three-year-old boy, to dad: I'mma deck you in the balls! Dad: I'ma deck you back! Three-year-old boy: Well, it won't hurt! –125th St & Lexington Overheard by: Joyful Posted 2010-02-23 Quote Balls, Dads, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Kids, Parents, Threats, Violence Speaking Of Which, I Think Mine Just Did.Speaking Of Which, I Think Mine Just Did.