Black bag la­dy: Oh, look, I like this samu­rai boy here…
At­trac­tive Asian man, pass­ing: Ah, thank you for get­ting the cul­tur­al ref­er­ence right!
Black bag la­dy: You mar­ried?
At­trac­tive Asian man, walk­ing away: No, I’m gay!

–Long Is­land City