Ran­dom girl: I think PE­TA should be in­formed any time an an­i­mal is ful­ly sub­merged in a vagi­na.

–Web­ster Hall

Over­heard by: Jen

20-some­thing plat­inum blonde to an­oth­er: Her vagi­na… Her vagi­na must be the size of, like, the Grand Canyon.

–7th Ave & 12th St

Girl, about her play: I don’t think peo­ple are go­ing to laugh about the vagi­na be­ing killed on stage… Yeah, no one’s gonna laugh when the vagi­na dies.

–NYU

Dude ques­tion­ing an­oth­er: What do mean by “mod­er­ate Tal­iban”? Like the women can wax their vagi­nas?

–Eliz­a­beth Street

Young man shout­ing on cell: Then just tell her you don’t like her vagi­na!

–26th St & Park Ave