Teenage Gui­do in Guido­mo­bile, to friend: Hey, it looks like a sports car… But it’s a Bee­tle!
Gay guy in bright blue Bee­tle: Well, your car prob­a­bly goes faster, but this is a lot of fun to dri­ve.
(pause while gears grind teenage Guido’s brain)
Teenage Gui­do: Is that your girl­friend’s car?

–4th Ave & Pa­cif­ic St