Female NYU student: Like, my mom went to NYU. Like, when it was real.
Male student: Yeah, my dad went to NYU.
Female NYU student: Like, before Stern was called Stern, and it got shut down by the government because it was like, communist.
Female NYU student: I haven’t showered in like, two days. I like, stink. I can smell myself.

–Cooper Square

Overheard by: saucy jade