Woman: But I can’t make it, be­cause I have a laser hair-re­moval ap­point­ment at one o’­clock.
Man: Uh, where are you get­ting the hair re­moved?
Woman: My legs, parts of my crotch, and my armpits.
Man: Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­some!

–Wash­ing­ton Square