Cute but in­no­cent 20-some­thing: Guess where I’m go­ing tonight?
Old­er fe­male cowork­er: Oh, is tonight the night you’re go­ing out with the hock­ey team?
Cute but in­no­cent 20-some­thing: Yeah, I won a con­test! I’m go­ing to Pitts­burgh on a bus with the Is­landers.
Male cowork­er: And when you come back, you’ll be a woman.

–Star­bucks

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry