Teen in sideways cap: I touched it, but I didn’t like it.
–Uptown A Train
Overheard by: Ladle
Student: Dude, I think I’m dyslexic with stairs.
–Stuyvesant High School
Teen, seriously: No… Webkinz are definitely a lot more high-maintenance then neopets.
–Downtown 6 Train
Teenage boy: I want to be a Senator or something like that. Like, the Government is the best place to have sex.
–Bard High School, Queens
Overheard by: Sunny
Punk teen to friends: Even though it seemed like she was into things, now she’s not into anything.
Overheard by: i don’t like stuff either