Young chub­by girl: Oh, gosh! An­oth­er book with Tay­lor Laut­ner on the cov­er!
Young skin­ny girl, con­fused: What?
Young chub­by girl: Tay­lor Laut­ner is on the cov­er of an­oth­er book. You know? The guy from Twi­light!
(long pause)
Young skin­ny girl: What?

–Barnes & No­ble, Union Square