20-some­thing met­ro­sex­u­al: She just us­es my pe­nis when­ev­er she wants.
Mid­dle-aged man eat­ing eclair: Mmm-hmm.
20-some­thing met­ro­sex­u­al: Like, last week­end she used me as a re­bound fuck.

–Up­town 6 Train

Over­heard by: Amused Straphang­er