Guy #1: I used to know the price of a bag of weed. Now I know the price of a pound of New Zealand ap­ples.
Guy #2: Yeah, I know. I used to know the price of a lap dance from a good strip­per. Now I know the price of an en­gage­ment ring.
Guy #1: What hap­pened to you?

–33rd St & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Todd