Girl #1: And my dad wasn’t about to leave his business…
Girl #2: What does your dad do?
Girl #1: Personalized stuffed animals. That’s why my middle name…
Girl #2: Teddy.
Girl #1: Yeah.
Girl #2: Yeah. You are so lucky your dad doesn’t deal sex toys. Then you’d be, like, Samantha Dildo.
–10th St & 2nd Ave
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