Sub­way gui­tar play­er: This next song is for the Ko­re­an la­dy in the white coat sit­ting in front of me. Are you Ko­re­an?
La­dy: No, I’m from Pe­ru.
Sub­way gui­tar play­er: Oh, shit! I nev­er met a Pe­ru la­dy be­fore.

–Up­town 2 Train