Not Being Inclined to Wait for the Seven-Year Itch Girl #1: That looks like your wedding band. Guy: Yeah, it could be mine. Girl #2: What? Guy: Two months after we got married, I threw my wedding band into the ocean. –Brooklyn Flea Market Overheard by: Ferris Posted 2010-03-23 Quote Brooklyn, Clothing, Compare/Contrast, Girls, Guys, Marriage College Boys: Encapsulated.College Boys: Encapsulated.