Woman: I told him I wasn’t opposed to dinner just because he’s had a vasectomy.
Overheard by: Meister
Preppy guy: They took cartilage out of his ear and put it in my nose.
Overheard by: Ladle
UES woman: I’m going to get my nails done, then get a colonoscopy in Queens.
–89th and Park
Overheard by: AeC and jRw
Woman on phone: Well, of course I got it removed
Woman: It hurt like hell.
–Elevator in the Hudson Hotel
Guy on phone, Nnoz done: Hts okay — it’s just routine anal surgery!
Overheard by: Tam