Old man #1: Where are we?
Old man #2: The movies!
Old man #1: I thought we were go­ing to the bar­be­cue!
Old man #2: Yes, it’s time for the bar­be­cue.
Old man #1: Aaaaaau­u­u­u­u­uggggggh­h­h­h­hh!

–Lin­coln Plaza Cin­e­mas

Over­heard by: Laugh­ing un­con­trol­lably