Woman, to young daugh­ter: See? That’s a ba­nana, this is the “peel.” P‑e-a‑l.
Man across the aisle: It’s spelled p‑e-a‑l on­ly when it’s for a bell.
Woman, in­dig­nant­ly: Bells don’t have peels!

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: P. Mari­no