20-something women in yoga gear, simultaneously: It was like a blessing in cake form.

–Astor Place

Girl: I’m too single to eat a brownie.

–NYU Library

Guy on cell: Soft Serve is so good, you will step in dog poop and not even care!

–14^th St b/w 7^th & 8^th

Serious guy on his way out of restaurant, to girl: So all we need are aspirin and Skittles.

–Angelo’s Pizza

Assertive little boy in shopping cart seat, grabbing mom’s face: I want to buy a chocolate croissant and eat it. Do you understand what I’m saying?

–Food Coop, Park Slope

Overheard by: Jenny