20-some­thing women in yo­ga gear, si­mul­ta­ne­ous­ly: It was like a bless­ing in cake form.

–As­tor Place

Girl: I’m too sin­gle to eat a brown­ie.

–NYU Li­brary

Guy on cell: Soft Serve is so good, you will step in dog poop and not even care!

–14th St b/w 7th & 8th

Se­ri­ous guy on his way out of restau­rant, to girl: So all we need are as­pirin and Skit­tles.

–An­gelo’s Piz­za

As­sertive lit­tle boy in shop­ping cart seat, grab­bing mom’s face: I want to buy a choco­late crois­sant and eat it. Do you un­der­stand what I’m say­ing?

–Food Coop, Park Slope

Over­heard by: Jen­ny