20-something women in yoga gear, simultaneously: It was like a blessing in cake form.
Girl: I’m too single to eat a brownie.
Guy on cell: Soft Serve is so good, you will step in dog poop and not even care!
–14th St b/w 7th & 8th
Serious guy on his way out of restaurant, to girl: So all we need are aspirin and Skittles.
Assertive little boy in shopping cart seat, grabbing mom’s face: I want to buy a chocolate croissant and eat it. Do you understand what I’m saying?
–Food Coop, Park Slope
Overheard by: Jenny