Cute girl on Penn station escalator: I dipped my dim sum in her tears!
Man in running gear on cell: I never get to, but I'm going to try again. I just hope I don't cry!
Overheard by: Daniel
Girl to friend: I cried so hard it went down and under my armpit.
Overheard by: porter
Bartender: I'll bet he cries when he masturbates.
–MacDougal & W 3rd
Overheard by: Greg
Woman to friends: My vagina is leaking tears right now.
–5th St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Zoe