Midwestern mother to ticket vendor: Thank goodness for the bus, we’ve been in the hotel for four days because we can’t walk anymore!

–50^th St & 7^th Ave

Overheard by: Kate

Ditz, singing and marching: It’s a sidewalk, so I have to walk on it!

–St. Mark’s & 2^nd Ave

Overheard by: Hannah

Sarcastic, portly girl: Great, my two favorite things: walking and learning.

–Governor’s Island Ferry

Crazy man in the middle of the street blocking traffic: Car are outlawed! Walk everywhere! I walked to China last week! I walked to Paris yesterday!

–18^th & 3^rd

Overheard by: Maria

Tough guy to another: I’m a little afraid to walk around with you ’cause it seems everyone you work with dies.

–PJ Clarke’s