20-something woman on cell: I fuck you, I get dinner. He fucks you, he gets a house!
Girl: Earthquakes come every ten years, and it's not that bad. It's not like your house goes down or something.
Overheard by: mia
Excited kindergartner: We played house and then we played going to the co-op!
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Elderly man to another: People are gonna kill people, they just need to do it in their own house.
–Austin St & 77th Ave
20-something: So yeah, we used to hang out in elementary school. He'd come over my house, kinda like a "whose cock is bigger?" kinda thing.
Overheard by: AnnaBanana