JAP: Oh my god, I totally have to go to my cousin’s birthday in a week. Like she is such a bitch!
Follower: I hate her because you hate her.
JAP: What? I don’t hate her, she is just a little bitch.
Follower: Like, what’s the difference?
JAP, walking away: The difference is you are no longer my friend and luckily you are sooo replaceable.
Follower, running behind: I’m sooo sorry! Please don’t do this!
–Whole Foods, Union Square