Fashion photographer: That’s a skirt? I thought it was a hat.
–Fashion Closet, Conde Nast Building
Indecisive woman to friend: I like this sweater in principle.
–Banana Republic, 86th & Broadway
Tween girl to mom: I’m not going to put my precious glove in the frickin’ oven!
Guy: I’m just saying, he doesn’t dress like a bro.
Irate girl wearing too much lipstick: That band really doesn’t do him justice… I mean, I don’t think he should have to wear a unitard. And she really shouldn’t wear one, you know?
Overheard by: Wants to see him in unitard