Fash­ion pho­tog­ra­ph­er: That’s a skirt? I thought it was a hat.

–Fash­ion Clos­et, Conde Nast Build­ing

In­de­ci­sive woman to friend: I like this sweater in prin­ci­ple.

–Ba­nana Re­pub­lic, 86th & Broad­way

Tween girl to mom: I’m not go­ing to put my pre­cious glove in the frickin’ oven!


Guy: I’m just say­ing, he does­n’t dress like a bro.

–As­tor Place

Irate girl wear­ing too much lip­stick: That band re­al­ly does­n’t do him jus­tice… I mean, I don’t think he should have to wear a uni­tard. And she re­al­ly should­n’t wear one, you know?

–6 Train

Over­heard by: Wants to see him in uni­tard