Ghetto lady on phone waiting for bus: Ugh. I’m exhausted. I don’t have the energy to stick my hands up your ass.

–Hunts Point

Dude on cell: I think he’s the same guy who stuck the jar up his ass. (pause) Well, because the camera angle was the same, and the scar…

–108^th & Broadway

Overheard by: Ladle

Drunk gay man speaking to straight couple: So I’m at the wedding talking to my future cousin-in-law about how it’s not gay if he likes things in his ass, and he said that’s not his problem, his problem is asking her to cut her fingernails.

–26^th b/w 9^th & 10^th

Female suit on cell: There was something going into that butt, did I not mention that?

–10^th & Hudson