Ghetto lady on phone waiting for bus: Ugh. I’m exhausted. I don’t have the energy to stick my hands up your ass.
Dude on cell: I think he’s the same guy who stuck the jar up his ass. (pause) Well, because the camera angle was the same, and the scar…
–108th & Broadway
Overheard by: Ladle
Drunk gay man speaking to straight couple: So I’m at the wedding talking to my future cousin-in-law about how it’s not gay if he likes things in his ass, and he said that’s not his problem, his problem is asking her to cut her fingernails.
–26th b/w 9th & 10th
Female suit on cell: There was something going into that butt, did I not mention that?
–10th & Hudson
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