Boy: Is that a hat?
Girl: No, it’s my dick. (pause) Wait, what? Is what a hat?
Boy: I thought that thing by the door was a hat.
Girl: A cat?
–Bard High School, Queens
Overheard by: Sunny
Boy: Is that a hat?
Girl: No, it’s my dick. (pause) Wait, what? Is what a hat?
Boy: I thought that thing by the door was a hat.
Girl: A cat?
–Bard High School, Queens
Overheard by: Sunny
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist
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