Girl #1, af­ter fling­ing poo-filled plas­tic bag at girl #2: You’re lucky that missed you.
(girl #2 picks up the warm, poo-filled bag and takes aim at girl #1)
Girl #1: What­ev­er, go ahead. I don’t care if it hits me be­cause it’s my dog’s shit.

–As­to­ria

Over­heard by: TheOneTruePax