Hun­gover girl #1: I re­mem­ber you say­ing you were go­ing to vom­it.
Hun­gover girl #2: Yeah, I said “I’m gonna vom­it.” and you said “me too. I just made out with Tony.” And I said “no, I’m ac­tu­al­ly go­ing to vom­it.“
Hun­gover guy: And then we threw up at the same time. It was like mag­ic.

–Wag­n­er Col­lege

Over­heard by: Have a good night?