Hungover girl #1: I remember you saying you were going to vomit.
Hungover girl #2: Yeah, I said “I’m gonna vomit.” and you said “me too. I just made out with Tony.” And I said “no, I’m actually going to vomit.“
Hungover guy: And then we threw up at the same time. It was like magic.

–Wagner College

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