Tourist man to tourist wife: Look at that sign: “No honk­ing, $350 fine.“
Sane-look­ing New York­er: It’s un­re­al, is­n’t it, how the gov­ern­ment con­tin­ues to dis­crim­i­nate against geese? No jus­tice, no peace.

–5th Ave & 13th St

Over­heard by: Richard Nixon