Girl #1: So wait… You have trou­ble or­gas­ming?
Girl #2: Yes! It’s like im­pos­si­ble for me to come through sex alone.
Girl #1: But fin­ger­ing and oral works?
Girl #2: Well, yeah.
Girl #1 to guy friend: How ya hang­ing in there, Matt?
Matt: I need to start hang­ing out with more guys.

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Over­heard by: Bruce Lee