Soror­i­ty chick leav­ing a de­mo­c­ra­t­ic ral­ly where hillary clin­ton spoke: God, they all sound­ed so po­lit­i­cal!

–Wag­n­er Col­lege

5 year-old boy (to his moth­er): Is it true that oba­ma’s go­ing to raise tax­es?

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Jen

Woman on cell: I’m try­ing to find joe six­pack. (pause) no, I don’t know joe six­pack.

–98th & Broad­way

Sev­er­al mid­dle-aged, wealthy #40 some­thing up­per east side ladies at the din­ner ta­ble next to us at a french restau­rant, dis­cussing pol­i­tics. The last point on sarah palin: “her hair’s fine, her glass­es are fine, her clothes are ok but I’m sor­ry, she’s a fuck­ing los­er.”

–Jacques Brasserie — Up­per East Side

Over­heard by: Lind­sey Miller

Drunk girl: “if lil’ wayne was pres­i­dent, things would be run­ning much more smooth­ly.”

–E Hous­ton St & Lafayette St,

Over­heard by: Ted­dy

“my cousin said that oba­ma is the an­tichrist.”
“that’s mad rude, right?”


Over­heard by: Charley