Girl #1: When is she hav­ing the ba­by?
Girl #2: Re­al soon… I would­n’t be sur­prised if she had it to­day!
Girl #3: I hope it’s a boy.
Girl #2: No. If it is, she’s giv­ing it up for adop­tion. For re­al. I stood over her and saw her sign the pa­pers. She should’ve just got­ten an abor­tion.

–L Train

Over­heard by: Jay­boi