Man #1: So I’m lookin down there, and I see my girl­friend tug­ging at her crotch.
Man #2: Why?
Man #1: Well, it turns out she was mas­tur­bat­ing with a ba­nana, and she squashed it and it ex­plod­ed in­side of her! Ha­ha!
Man #2: That’s com­plete­ly dis­gust­ing, your girl­friend is a freak and you should re­con­sid­er lick­ing her butt, like you said you do for her.

–Stat­en Is­land

Over­heard by: TOOBx­SOCKS