Lawyer to Lati­na sec­re­tary: Yes, I meant do it now! What did you think I meant, to­mor­row? Don’t make me go all Hi­ram Mon­ser­rate on you!
Lati­na sec­re­tary: Okay, I’ll do it now.
Lawyer: You don’t even know who Hi­ram Mon­ser­rate is, do you?
Lati­na sec­re­tary: No, who is he?
Lawyer: I don’t have the time. Google him when you get a chance. On your own time.

–Court St

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry