Young la­dy: I’m mak­ing a doc­u­men­tary on Park Slope. May I ask you why you are sit­ting on your um­brel­la? I can un­der­stand sit­ting un­der your um­brel­la, be­cause it’s sun­ny…
Young girl: In case there’s a flood, I’ll be able to float away.
Young la­dy: Do you ex­pect there to be a flood to­day?
Young girl: I ex­pect there to be a flood every day. But I’m from Mi­a­mi…

–Union St, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: nicole p