Three-year-old boy to mother: Mommy, there is a baby in your stomach that is making you throw up.
Guy with hand over friend's mouth, encouraging him not to throw up: No! No! No!
Guy, pleading with girl: Don't go home. (pukes on self) Why do you have to go home?
–32nd St & Madison Ave
Man standing next to woman throwing up: Beans and rice… No, corn.
Overheard by: Julian