Big, Italian guy on cell: Braces? (pause) Why do you want braces? (pause) You don’t just get them ’cause you want them!
Overheard by: I hated braces
30-something woman to friend: I started getting cavities after I started making out with boys.
Overheard by: Angela
Drunk guy: I wasn’t having a heart attack, I was at the dentist!
Happy tall man on cell: Alright, nigga, brush your teef and all that, I wanna get high!
–111th & Lenox Ave