Hip­ster #1: I’m not a hip­ster. I’m a bi­sex­u­al Jew with a pen­chant for in­tern­ing at al­ter­na­tive mag­a­zines and week­lies.
Hip­ster #2: You’ve got the words “bi­sex­u­al, Jew, pen­chant, in­tern­ing,” and “al­ter­na­tive” in a sin­gle sen­tence. Dude, that is the de­f­i­n­i­tion of hip­ster.

–Think Cof­fee