Teacher: What’s going on, guys? Why are your test scores so low?
Emotional girl: Well, there’s just so much homework and you want to do it all, but you also want to really understand the material and there’s just so much of it, and it’s just so hard and … (squeals loudly)
Girl next to her: Nothing to express teenage angst like a good squeal.
–Bard High School, Queens
Overheard by: Sunny