Preg­nant woman on cell: I’d love to have an­oth­er ba­by with him, but did you know he got two dif­fer­ent girls preg­nant in one year? (lat­er in the con­ver­sa­tion) Mmm-hmm, I know. Kids are an­noy­ing!

–7‑Eleven

Over­heard by: Jef­frey Rice