If You've Ever Had Kimchi, You'd Understand. Old lady tourist: Excuse me sir, do you know where the Chinatown is? Flaming gay Asian guy: Yeah. It's downtown. Just follow the smell, girl… Follow that smell! –Canal St Overheard by: InShock Posted 2010-05-10 Quote Asians, Directions, Old People, Queer guys, Sensory Experiences, Soho, Tourists Hey, Mind If I Take Your Wallet?Hey, Mind If I Take Your Wallet?