Girl on cell: You’re like the male version of me! Of course I want to have sex with you!
–Washington Square Park
Girl: I don’t give a shit about your personal life, will anyone in this bar have goddamn sex with me?!
–Naked Lunch, Tribeca
Guy on cell: So anyway, I told her I’d come and fuck her brains out. Wait a minute, I’ve got another call coming in… (answers) Hi, mom!
Gay queen, while female friends take photo of werewolf: It’s worth having sex with just because of the foot…
–The Slaughtered Lamb Pub, West Village
Overheard by: Lost on Christmas Day
Girl on phone: I ain’t denying you shit, motherfucker! You want to pound my ass? Come over and pound me! You want to fill my mouth with juice? Then fill me with juicy goodness! (pause) Okay, I’ll see you later tonight, then.
–W 123rd & 8th Ave
Ferry queer on phone: Everyone looks like the sex they had last night.