Girl on cell: You’re like the male ver­sion of me! Of course I want to have sex with you!

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Girl: I don’t give a shit about your per­son­al life, will any­one in this bar have god­damn sex with me?!

–Naked Lunch, Tribeca

Guy on cell: So any­way, I told her I’d come and fuck her brains out. Wait a minute, I’ve got an­oth­er call com­ing in… (an­swers) Hi, mom!

–E Train

Gay queen, while fe­male friends take pho­to of were­wolf: It’s worth hav­ing sex with just be­cause of the foot…

–The Slaugh­tered Lamb Pub, West Vil­lage

Over­heard by: Lost on Christ­mas Day

Girl on phone: I ain’t deny­ing you shit, moth­er­fuck­er! You want to pound my ass? Come over and pound me! You want to fill my mouth with juice? Then fill me with juicy good­ness! (pause) Okay, I’ll see you lat­er tonight, then.

–W 123rd & 8th Ave

Fer­ry queer on phone: Every­one looks like the sex they had last night.

–Stat­en Is­land