60-some­thing white woman: They put on a good show. Those Je­suits re­al­ly know how to par­ty!

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Jeff

Gay man to oth­ers, about par­ties: Yeah, I thought about go­ing to the black par­ty, but I’m not that gay!

–7th Ave & 6th St

Over­heard by: Not­tRob

Young woman: I’m twen­ty-sev­en. I’ve nev­er been to a par­ty, a sexy par­ty, where I don’t re­mem­ber who I’ve slept with.

–21st St & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Jonas

Chick on cell: I can’t. It’s my cous­in’s chi­huahua’s birth­day par­ty.

–28th St & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: sounds like a rager