White-haired lady #1: She's gay. Didn't you hear her say, “I can tell by the look on your face you're gay”?
White-haired lady #1: You know, gay! AC/DC. She goes both ways. She's gay.
White-haired lady #2: No. (pause) She said “I can tell by the look on your face you're a virgin.”
Overheard by: drewbear