Man to woman: You wouldn’t procreate with Boomer Esiason, even though he’s the king of Cincinnati?

–Deli, Canal & Hudson

Overheard by: Uncle Bling

Man on cell: Elvis made ten million dollars last year and he’s dead. There’s no reason I can’t make a thousand.

–Park Slope

Hipster: I like Steve Buscemi a lot more than I like you.

–Life Cafe, Bushwick

Overheard by: D

Woman in Southern accent to man: Look, the McGraw-Hill building. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill must own that building!

–W 49^th St & 6^th Ave

Overheard by: Michael

Middle aged white man to friend: I finally figured it out. “Mystikal” sounds like a constipated Samuel L. Jackson.

–LIRR