White woman to friend: I don’t know if this is a stereo­type or any­thing, but Asian women are re­al­ly sub­servient, you know? I mean, they all like keep the house and cook and clean and keep the place neat for their hus­bands and do what­ev­er they want.
White man, over­hear­ing: Yes, that is a stereo­type. And my girl­friend could kick your ass.

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