Tourist girl: We’re here! Wow, this is it!
Tourist mother: No, I don’t think it is. This isn’t the Soup Nazi!…You, where’s the Soup Nazi?
–Daily Soup, 54th Street
Girl: I’ve never been to that restaurant, I hear it’s nice.
Guy: Yeah, it’s got its own Nazi charm to it.
–30th & Lexington office
Southern girl: Why didn’t you come, Daddy? That was our stop!
Southern dad: We’ll ride this damn train till they tell us to get off.
Overheard by: Alyson Leigh
Guy: This weather is like the Holocaust, except much much worse.
Overheard by: mervis
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