Tourist girl: We’re here! Wow, this is it!
Tourist moth­er: No, I don’t think it is. This is­n’t the Soup Nazi!…You, where’s the Soup Nazi?

–Dai­ly Soup, 54th Street

Girl: I’ve nev­er been to that restau­rant, I hear it’s nice.
Guy: Yeah, it’s got its own Nazi charm to it.

–30th & Lex­ing­ton of­fice

South­ern girl: Why did­n’t you come, Dad­dy? That was our stop!
South­ern dad: We’ll ride this damn train till they tell us to get off.

–E train

Over­heard by: Alyson Leigh

Guy: This weath­er is like the Holo­caust, ex­cept much much worse.

–Park Slope

Over­heard by: mervis