Slutty gay kid: My ass is not a storage shed for your dick.
–6th Ave & W 11th St
Overheard by: Matthew
Man on cell on bench at midnight: It’s like this: you either take it in the ass or suck dick.
Overheard by: DAISYMAE
Guy holding KY lube containers to passer-by: Hey, you want some for your girlfriend? You can put it on her asshole.
Overheard by: Kon
Girl on cell: Maybe if you change your relationship status on Facebook to “in a relationship”, I’ll let you have buttsex with me.
Overheard by: seal
Blond suit screaming into BlackBerry: I said I don’t want buttsex for Valentine’s Day!
–38th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Kat