Man on BlackBerry: Yeah, it’s about a freaking partnership. And there’s no “I” in partnership.
–Washington Square Park
Subway announcer: There is a downtown b train approaching 96th Street. That is “b” as in “delta.”
–86th St Subway Station
Manager, looking at display that has been knocked over: This place is trashed. T‑r-s-h-a-e‑d! Trashed! (awkward silence from employees) What? What did I say?
–Bed Bath & Beyond
Overheard by: Melissa
Theater tech guy on phone: So you’re saying every time Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter “b,” you cried? If that’s the case, I’m really sorry. I’m really sorry I offended you with a letter.
–50th & 9th