Pe­ter Greene (Zed from Pulp Fic­tion): What hap­pens in your life if you don’t have your gall­blad­der?

–The Li­brary, East Vil­lage

Girl on cell: My life is cursed, Cordelia!

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Char­lotte

Hobo car­ry­ing tall bam­boo pole: What a life. Who wants to shoot me in the back?

–Straw­ber­ry Fields, Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: Pub­lius

Girl to friend: So they, like, told me I should come up to the school for two days and, like, go to some din­ner on the first night and then do cam­pus ac­tiv­i­ties the next day. But I don’t know. That’s, like, two days of my life.

–6 Train

Over­heard by: By­stand­ing Cit­i­zen

Lit­tle girl to mom: It’s okay, mom. I’ll just go on and have a good life and nev­er learn how to whis­tle.

–80th St & Am­s­ter­dam Ave